why you should be here.

i really need a girlfriend.

it really would be helpful if some of you lived closer. we really should have planned this better.

(i have a lot of lesbian tendencies lately, but boyfriends are encouraged to apply as well.)

i mean, what’s not to like about duluth, minnesota? crazy steep hills, snowstorms in april, hipsters in flannel drinking craft beer year-round, a stiff lake wind whipping at your cheeks, the scariest fog you’ll ever encounter, ship horns at all hours of the day and night …

seriously, it’s the “paris of the north.”